The White Bag of Honor

As you have learned by now, I am an avid dog owner.  That means that my 90-pound hound, Xena, and I take two brisk walks every day.  We manage to cover somewhere between three and four miles a day and it is keeping both of us young as a result!  As you can imagine, a large part of our excursions each day center around canine bodily functions!

With little variation, Xena manages to take care of “Number 2” somewhere along the way!  It never fails that she selects the most manicured lawn in the neighborhood as the site for “taking care of business!”  Forget the fact that we have passed a dozen houses in row that had little more than weeds for a lawn.  Ignore that the majority of those lawns were already piled inches deep in doggie poop.  She is bound and determined to soiled the lawn that looks like a pristine Marine Corps parade ground!

With dog ownership comes a level of responsibility.  I need to assure that Xena gets the right food, a fresh supply of water, large amounts of exercise, and a steady diet of love.  I also feel responsibility for what she might anonymously deposit on somebody’s lawn!  My back right pocket is always filled with at least two poop bags.  Rather than spend the money on the customized canine scoop bags, I simply use plastic bags from the grocery store.  These are thin, yet large, white plastic bags which are fairly nondescript.

Whenever Xena chooses to make a deposit on somebody’s landscaped masterpiece, I meticulously clean up after her.  The filled bag then gets turned inside out, tied tightly, and is carried until we find a proper trash can.  Hey, it is the responsible thing to do!

Amazingly enough, I have had people come flying out of their house as I am finishing up my “call of doodie!”  They were not upset that my dog had relieved herself on their lawn.  Rather, they just wanted to come out and say thank you for the fact that I cared!  It has led to some wonderful conversations with people I might not otherwise meet.  It has also driven home just how uncaring most pet owners are, when it comes to cleaning up!

How often do we go through our days, indiscriminately pooping on other people’s well manicured yards?  We look both ways, hope nobody saw us, and leave our pile sitting right there for that person to discover later.  They will never know it was you, right?  Maybe it is a negative thought towards a family member, or perhaps a vicious word fired at a coworker.  We might have completed the task we were assigned; but instead we chose to leave it half-finished, assuming somebody else would pick up our mess.

No matter how you slice it, all of us poop in other people’s yards!  It is part of human nature, much the same as it is part of canine instinct.  The question is, “Are we willing to pull out the white bag of honor and do the right thing?”  Will you clean up the messes you create?  Will you take responsibility for your actions?  Will you care for your neighbor’s house as much as you do your own?  Need an extra white plastic bag?  I just happen to have an extra one in my back right pocket!

About Jerry V. Dollar, Author, Humorist, Observer of the Human Condition

When not trekking around the globe, Jerry Dollar can be found in Colorado Springs, CO where he lives with his wife Robbi. Besides an affinity for writing and travel; he is also an avid bodybuilder, a very prolific reader, and an enthusiastic observer of the human condition. Jerry has published two books which are available on: Lulu, Amazon, Kindle, Nook, and IBook. "Announcing a Flight Delay" is a hilarious recap of the author's experiences as a million mile flyer. "A Dollar's Worth" is a collection of observations on the human condition, which originally appeared as blog posts. Dr. Dollar has served in various senior executive management capacities over the past 25 years. He has previously worked within the healthcare, insurance, software, and several other high technology industries. Jerry is recognized for his expertise in creating the foundations for emerging organizations to succeed in complex sales environments. He is also well known for his leadership in guiding technology companies through rapid growth phases. Jerry speaks five languages and has conducted business in over 70 countries on six continents. He holds particular expertise in the Latin American and Western European geographic areas. Dr. Dollar holds a BA in International Affairs, a BA in Spanish, an MBA in Marketing, and a PhD in Organizational Development. He has authored numerous professional articles, various training courses, and has conducted seminars and conferences around the world.
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